Holy Equinox! We've Moved!

 

Yup yup! We have made the migration over to ANCHOR!  I'm mainly posting this because it seems that our feed here doesn't seem to want to upload...and I keep forgetting to update the blog here too. So, to keep up to date, catch us on anchor at https://anchor.fm/creepykitch

Back episodes are being slowly loaded up on the new site so hang tight! We'll be fully functional soon!

Episode 80: EQUINOX! Scooby-Doo Meets Kiss

We're back for another EQUINOX episode! This round we talk about the delightfully weird Scooby-Doo Meets Kiss: A Rock and Roll Mystery, which has a surprising amount of Sailor Moon references in it. 

Come for the weird movie discussion, stay for the usual tangents and master of foul language.

Enjoy!

Episode 78: Classic Creepy Kitch, Eyes of Fire

 

And we're back and in true fashion, we were plagued with internet issues while recording! We're sorry for the wonky sound quality on Cins's end. Anyways, on this episode of Classic Creepy, we discuss the hidden gem folk horror, 1983's Eyes of Fire. You also get some fun tales of how Cins once got trapped in a corset and Stac had her brush with true crime... she also knows all the lyrics to Busta Move.

Listen Here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 77: EQUINOX! The VelociPastor

Our first EQUINOX episode! Equi-cast? Whatever it's called, we reviewed a DOOZY. In this episode, we talk about the weird and yet bizarrely delightful The VelociPastor. Buckle up peeps, this is one hellava movie!

Also on this ep:

• Why we hate daylight savings.
• Voltaire has a foot fetish.
• "Huh...China IS east!"

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch Episode 76: PANTY CAST! Tiffany Roberts's Infinite City Series

 

The inaugural pantry cast episode where we drag you into the world of romance novels! Join us for this super-sized episode where we discuss Tiffany Roberts's Sci-Fi Romance series, The Infinite City.  Also join us for Stacy's unintentional review of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Spoiler, she hated it).

Lustful fur-covered heroes! Super horny heroines! Weird peen! It's all here so settle in and grab yourself a drink because we're digging deep!

Creepy Kitch Episode 75: A New Beginning and Candyman 2021

We're back and we're in a new format! WOO! It's been a chore but Cins and Stac finally figured out how to edit their podcast to discuss 2021's epic Candyman.   Bear with us, peeps. We're learning as we go!
Listen for info on our new format, stay for the foul language. 
 Listen here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 74: Dammit AGAIN Jimmy Claude!

Happy New Year! And we're ringing in 2021 with the second half of Jimmy Claude's guest hosting and discussing the rather irritating Blood for Dracula. 

No, we didn't murder him.

Also on this episode: 

• Alien dick?
• Jimmy Claude is simultaneously a horror crush and a weekly fuck off.
• Stacy is so damn mad!!
• ...Werrrrjiiiin

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch's Halloween Pandemic Special!

 

We got this sucker in just under the wire! Welcome to Creepy Kitch's Social Distanced Convergence Episode!  

In this Spook-tack-cular episode we discuss all things Halloween, answer some listener questions and laugh way too hard for a respectable podcast.

So sit back, grab a beverage, and don't let the skeleton grab your dick!

Creepy Kitch Episode 73: Creepypasta

 

Its been a hellava month for Stac and Cins, beyond the COVID even! But we are back and this month we're discussing our favorites (and some of the dumbest) Creepypastas we know! 

Also!

• How life kicked us both in the teeth over August and September
• Stacy's obsession with Gumball
• Cins mentions a ton of epic podcasts ya'll should listen to!

Kick back for a fun talkie-talk episode!

Creepy Kitch Epsiode 72: VVitchy Vibes

We're back! And this month we talk about the amazing 2015 slow burn movie The VVitch while totally derailing with conversations about history, feminism, and smut.

Also this episode:

• Shhhh...Let people enjoy things
• That time Cindy chafed her thighs.
• "You're either burning people at the stake or your making baby salsa"
• Jon. Jon Jr. Jon III, Jon-Jon, Jon to the fourth, and Tammy.
• Paganisim...is that like in Dragnet?

All that and more! 

Creepy Kitch Episode 71: D**mmit Claude!

And we're back! Two months in a row! And this episode we bring along long time listener Jimmy-Claude! And be brought the weirdest fucking movie that almost out Equinox's Equinox, 1988's Lair of the White Worm, a film that made Stacy rage and Cindy scratch her head in despair.

Also!

• Claude took notes and is so confused!
• How the other movie we were going to watch was even worse.
• Ken Russel's movies make Cindy want to punch him in the face.
• Drac-u-leeeee! Drac-u-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch Episode 70: Lovecraftian Horror and Alien Wang

Its quarantine time which means we have a lot of chances to..you know...actually record! And it's a Filler Fun episode where we discuss the amazing horror Podcast The Magnus Archives as well as Ruby Dixon's series Ice Planet Barbarians as well as a lot of other various versions of weird alien peen. Buckle up for this totally unfocused episode!

Also:

• There really is a wide variety of alien wang. Like...a lot.
• Paranormal Roooooomaaaaaaance.
• That is definitely a vibrator.
• UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD!

Listen here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 69 (Heh heh) CONVERGENCE 2019!

We survived our Disney death march to bring you 2019's convergence episode!

This year Ace joins us on our discussion of 2019's Doctor Sleep as well as out gushing about What We Do In The Shadows the series!
Also!

• ...And Ewan MacGregor as the Clit Twiddler!
• It's fun the hear Ace lose her shit.
• Listeners remember their favorite show moments.
• Listen to Tales in Somber Tones.

Enjoy the dulcet tones of harpies screeching here!

Creepy Kitch Episode 68: Not to Halloween Halloween Ep!

It's our favorite month! And even though we weren't really feelin' it (Our convergence was moved to November this year and 2019 has been kick our asses) We still got an ep this Halloween Season!

And we'll be doing a much more spooky Halloween-ish ep in November. :)

This round, we discuss It: Chapter 2!
All this aaaaand...

• Dear God, we're tired.
• We need your best Halloween stories!
• and More LGBTQ input as well!
• Why we need to do a Christopher Pike episode.

Give us a listen! 

Creepy Kitch Episode 67: Suspiria 2018

We're back! And this month we discuss the 2018 Remake of Suspiria in all its beautiful weird-ass glory!
Also in this ep:

• Tilda Swinton is a high fae
• Cindy goes on another damn rant
• The Cheese Beast
• Semper Bi!

All this and more! Give it a listen!

Creepy Kitch Episode 66: Filler Fun - Childhood Trauma

We are back! And we have our filler fun episode where we talk about TV shows that traumatized us as a child... in particular, Punky Brewster....that horrible bitch.

Also!

• Honkey Trek!
• That fucking Smurfs Episode!
• Please call us out on our White Privilege! (...no seriously. Please do.)

All this and more!

Creepy Kitch Episode 65: Listeners' Choice

We're back with our latest Listeners' Choice ep! Wow... you guys picked two really somber movies.
This episode we discuss 2017 Ghost Stories and Absentia.
One was a beautiful melancholy story...one was full of WTF. Figure out which one is which on this latest episode of Creepy Kitch!
Plus:
More story requests!
Book recommends!
We need more Thanksgiving Horror movies!

Give a listen right here!

Creepy Kitch: Episode 64 Personal Ghost Stories Part 2

We're finally back with Part 2 of our Personal Ghost Stories episodes! We have some fabulous audio files to play for you!

Also:

• Fabian either fights it or seduces it
• PERIOD PANTIES
• Absenteea and her sister Gin and Tonic-a.

All this and MORE!

Creepy Kitch Episode 64: Personal Ghost Stories Part 1

The bitches are back! No, really we are!
We're fixing the hack (episodes 1-30 are back online!) and ringing in the new year with another round of personal ghost stories! This is a two-parter episode and this one we read the emails you've sent us of your creepy encounters.
Beware...MumMum is a badass.

Listen here!

Creepy Kitch Convergence Episode 2018 Where We Are in the Same Room Together!

Its the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the yeeeeear! A time when I can't think of a better title.


It's the time when Stac and Cins are in the same room! It's our Convergence episode! I would give a number but I seriously lost track.

This episode we discuss all things Halloween including Halloween 2018 and The Haunting of Hill House (Which Cindy keeps saying wrong the entire episode).
As usual, its a banner episode so Give us a listen! ... You know you wanna.