Bad Blogger! BAD BAD BLOGGER!

Okay folks.
I want to issue a BIG HUGE apology to our SAW contest winners who won prints and sketches. Because I have been dragging my ass HARD CORE about getting your prizes in the mail.
I totally suck, guys. No doubt about it and no other excuse.
The prints and sketches will be going out TOMORROW. SUPER PROMISE!! And some extra stuff too because I suck and I want to make it up to you guys for being readers and for also being SUPER patient and not even bugging me about it at all.
If it wasn't for Matthew's gentle poke I got this evening I'd still be not at the damn post office.
SO yes, I suck. You guys rule.

As a bonus..Matthew! This is your prize which is wining it way to you this weekend! I really hope you like it!

Creepy Kitch's Saw Contest WINNERS!!

Okay..FINALLY!

Stac and I finally were able to sit down and go over the entries for the Saw contest!

So without further ado...

In 3rd Place: The winner of a print of Cins two wacky sketches "Zombie in a Hamster Wheel" and "Jason Makes a Compost Heap" ...both which will look FAR better quality than those scans.

We Have A TIE!

Manny!

for this twisted entry:

The victim would be in strapped down, except their arms. The person would have to unlock a 6 number lock right in front of them...that's all. BUT while trying to find out the lock, this machine is pulling off parts of their body. Starting with small parts like the toe nails and hair, to big parts like the nose, ears and so on, until they die of either blood loss,or just horrible horrible pain! If they do unlock the lock, they have to live the rest of their life without the limbs and parts they have lost.F-ed up... I know :]

Yup, we will agree with you...F-ed UP!


and Alex!

for making us laugh hard just for sending this short and sweet one:

You have to put on wet socks without complaining. Nobody likes wet socks.:)

I have put on wet socks...and its gross.



In Second Place: The winner of a piece of art work drawn by either Cins or Stac (your choice!) of a subject your choosing!

Mathew!

For sending in this great artistic rendering of his trap!

In case any explanation is needed... if she doesn't reach for that key and lose an ear or eye before the timer hits 0, then she might just regret that decision :)

Thanks for going the extra mile Mathew! We loved it! Contact us with which one of us Kitch Bitches you want for your art work!


And our First Place winner, winner of Your Choice of SAW movie on DVD. Is...


MELISSA!!!

Melissa really gave this some thought, set up a great motive, and put in a little sense of irony in there that we admired.


My original SAW trap would be for a pharmacist who had replaced liquid medicine with sugar water in five bottles. He did this to sell the drug on the street, and his actions caused five children to die. My trap would have the man in a sealed room, with his foot inside a box containing a rattlesnake. After being bitten, the man would have to walk across a floor covered in broken glass, over to shelves holding hundreds of medicine bottles. Each bottle would have a number written on its label. The man would be told to find the bottle that had the number on it that equaled the amount of people he had harmed. That bottle would contain rattlesnake venom antidote. The pharmacist would hunt for the bottle with the number "5" on it. However, since each child who had died had many, many people around them who were also harmed by what he had done (suffering from their loss), the pharmacist would ultimately choose the wrong bottle. He would taste the sweet sugar water, and then die from the snake bite.

Melissa, you are a twisted woman. And the girls of Creepy Kitch SALUTE YOU!


So there you have it! The winners of the first official Creepy Kitch contest! Thanks to everyone who participated and to all who helped get the word out about our first contest.
All winners please contact me at edengarg (at) hotmail (dot) com with your mailing address. We'll get your prizes out after Thanksgiving!

Juuuust a reminder, Halloween Saw Contest End Saturday!

Because me posting it at the top of every post isn't enough.

Creepy Kitch's First Halloween Saw Contest is on!
Deadline to enter is October 31st at midnight (pacific time).

Click Here for Details!

We already have three great entries so far. We've LOVE to have more! So get those morbidly creative juices flowing!
You can email your entries to edengarg (at) hotmail.com!

Creepy Kitch's Halloween SAW Contest!!

Alright Bitches!
Enough of Stac and I sitting around feeling sorry for ourselves because we don't post as often as we should which is entirely our own fault!

Its Halloween!

Time to post some fucking Halloween Stuff!

I just had an espresso and a BRILLIANT idea!

What better way to celebrate Halloween than with an attempt to get GOODIES from us! Well mostly from me because Stac really has NO clue I was going to post this. But I'm sure Stac will have fun judging this.
Right Stac?
RIGHT?!
*crickets*
Shit.

OKAY! Anways!!
Here's Creepy Kitch's first OFFICIAL contest!
I say first official contest because we did at two points have other contests. One was quickly won before we really went into it and the other no one really entered. Not that I blame them because the prize sucked ass for that second contest. And depending on your POV this prize might suck ass too but its a prize I'm willing to shell MONEY out for!

So here we go!

Creepy Kitch's First Ever Awesome Halloween SAW contest!

You mission, should you chose to accept it: Write up your own original SAW trap! It can be funny, scary, serious, what have you. But it can't be from the movies. Send your entries to edengarg (at) hotmail . com.

Guidelines: Nothing racist or homophobic or involving rape...we're sensitive flowers. Gore? Completely fine. Creativity? A Must. Foul Language? FUCK YEAH!

Deadline: October 31st (This Halloween!) You have until Midnight Pacific time to send in your entry!

And of course, the kicker:

THE PRIZE!:
1st Prize - Your Choice of SAW movie on DVD. Yup, Cins here will buy you your choice of SAW movie and send it to you. Because that's the kinda gal I am! (Blue Ray and collectors editions excluded because I still have house payments.;))
2nd Prize - A piece of art work drawn by either Cins or Stac (your choice!) of a subject your choosing! (Once again though, please don't request anything Racist, Homophobic, or Rape.)
3rd Prize - A print of Cins two wacky sketches "Zombie in a Hamster Wheel" and "Jason Makes a Compost Heap" ...both which will look FAR better quality than those scans.

The winner will be announced the first weekend of November in a rain of heart shapes confetti and flowers!...or we'll just post them up on the blog.
So go forth! Send us your entries! Or tell a friend about this and have them send in their entries!

Come on Folks..Its not everyday a redhead is willing to buy a stranger a DVD!

Mommy Wants!!

I would so use this as my reading light. I'd go blind, but it would be worth it!

How damn cool is this?? I entered thinking ti as just a sculpture, but it turn out it LIGHTS UP too?? EXCELLENT!

http://www.grimvisions.com/giveaway/skull-book-giveaway Rush over and join the contest while you can! Then, when you win, give it to ME!

QUOOOOOOTE TIME!

This is fro one of my all time favorite movies and if you can get you win.. I dunno. Something. I'll draw you a picture or make you a bracelet or something. Just let me know.

First person to get it in the replies wins! No cheating either, fuckers! Draw from your own knowledge, not that of Google or IMDB.

"How come you guys only come around when you need a ride someplace?"
"'Cause you're one spooky motherfucker, man."

ATTACK, MY PRETTIES!

EDIT: Congrats to zombiestomper who got it right! WOOHOO! *throws bloo--er, confetti*