Thursday, June 25, 2020

Creepy Kitch Epsiode 72: VVitchy Vibes

The Witch (2015 film) - Wikipedia

We're back! And this month we talk about the amazing 2015 slow burn movie The VVitch while totally derailing with conversations about history, feminism, and smut.
Also this episode:
  • Shhhh...Let people enjoy things
  • That time Cindy chafed her thighs.
  • "You're either burning people at the stake or your making baby salsa"
  • Jon. Jon Jr. Jon III, Jon-Jon, Jon to the fourth, and Tammy.
  • Paganisim...is that like in Dragnet?



Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Creepy Kitch Episode 71: D**mmit Claude!

The Lair of the White Worm (1988) | Worms, Ken russell

And we're back! Two months in a row! And this episode we bring along long time listener Jimmy-Claude! And be brought the weirdest fucking movie that almost out Equinox's Equinox, 1988's Lair of the White Worm, a film that made Stacy rage and Cindy scratch her head in despair.

Also!

  • Claude took notes and is so confused!
  • How the other movie we were going to watch was even worse.
  • Ken Russel's movies make Cindy want to punch him in the face.
  • Drac-u-leeeee! Drac-u-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Monday, March 23, 2020

Creepy Kitch Episode 70: Lovecraftian Horror and Alien Wang

Image result for the magnus archives

Its quarantine time which means we have a lot of chances to..you know...actually record! And it's a Filler Fun episode where we discuss the amazing horror Podcast The Magnus Archives as well as Ruby Dixon's series Ice Planet Barbarians as well as a lot of other various versions of weird alien peen. Buckle up for this totally unfocused episode!

Also:
  • There really is a wide variety of alien wang. Like...a lot.
  • Paranormal Roooooomaaaaaaance.
  • That is definitely a vibrator.
  • UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD!


Saturday, November 23, 2019

Creepy Kitch Episode 69 (Heh heh) CONVERGENCE 2019!



We survived our Disney death march to bring you 2019's convergence episode!

This year Ace joins us on our discussion of 2019's Doctor Sleep as well as out gushing about What We Do In The Shadows the series!
Also!

  • ...And Ewan MacGregor as the Clit Twiddler!
  • It's fun the hear Ace lose her shit.
  • Listeners remember their favorite show moments.
  • Listen to Tales in Somber Tones.

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Creepy Kitch Episode 68: Not to Halloween Halloween Ep!

It's our favorite month! And even though we weren't really feelin' it (Our convergence was moved to November this year and 2019 has been kick our asses) We still got an ep this Halloween Season!

And we'll be doing a much more spooky Halloween-ish ep in November. :)

This round, we discuss It: Chapter 2!
All this aaaaand...

  • Dear God, we're tired.
  • We need your best Halloween stories!
  • and More LGBTQ input as well!
  • Why we need to do a Christopher Pike episode.

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Creepy Kitch Episode 67: Suspiria 2018


We're back! And this month we discuss the 2018 Remake of Suspiria in all its beautiful weird-ass glory!
Also in this ep:

  • Tilda Swinton is a high fae
  • Cindy goes on another damn rant
  • The Cheese Beast
  • Semper Bi!
All this and more! Give it a listen!

Saturday, June 8, 2019

Creepy Kitch Episode 66: Filler Fun - Childhood Trauma


We are back! And we have our filler fun episode where we talk about TV shows that traumatized us as a child... in particular, Punky Brewster....that horrible bitch.

Also!
  • Honkey Trek!
  • That fucking Smurfs Episode!
  • Please call us out on our White Privilege! (...no seriously. Please do.)

All this and more!