Monday, March 23, 2020

Creepy Kitch Episode 70: Lovecraftian Horror and Alien Wang

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Its quarantine time which means we have a lot of chances know...actually record! And it's a Filler Fun episode where we discuss the amazing horror Podcast The Magnus Archives as well as Ruby Dixon's series Ice Planet Barbarians as well as a lot of other various versions of weird alien peen. Buckle up for this totally unfocused episode!

  • There really is a wide variety of alien wang. Like...a lot.
  • Paranormal Roooooomaaaaaaance.
  • That is definitely a vibrator.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Creepy Kitch Episode 69 (Heh heh) CONVERGENCE 2019!

We survived our Disney death march to bring you 2019's convergence episode!

This year Ace joins us on our discussion of 2019's Doctor Sleep as well as out gushing about What We Do In The Shadows the series!

  • ...And Ewan MacGregor as the Clit Twiddler!
  • It's fun the hear Ace lose her shit.
  • Listeners remember their favorite show moments.
  • Listen to Tales in Somber Tones.

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Creepy Kitch Episode 68: Not to Halloween Halloween Ep!

It's our favorite month! And even though we weren't really feelin' it (Our convergence was moved to November this year and 2019 has been kick our asses) We still got an ep this Halloween Season!

And we'll be doing a much more spooky Halloween-ish ep in November. :)

This round, we discuss It: Chapter 2!
All this aaaaand...

  • Dear God, we're tired.
  • We need your best Halloween stories!
  • and More LGBTQ input as well!
  • Why we need to do a Christopher Pike episode.

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Creepy Kitch Episode 67: Suspiria 2018

We're back! And this month we discuss the 2018 Remake of Suspiria in all its beautiful weird-ass glory!
Also in this ep:

  • Tilda Swinton is a high fae
  • Cindy goes on another damn rant
  • The Cheese Beast
  • Semper Bi!
All this and more! Give it a listen!

Saturday, June 8, 2019

Creepy Kitch Episode 66: Filler Fun - Childhood Trauma

We are back! And we have our filler fun episode where we talk about TV shows that traumatized us as a child... in particular, Punky Brewster....that horrible bitch.

  • Honkey Trek!
  • That fucking Smurfs Episode!
  • Please call us out on our White Privilege! ( seriously. Please do.)

All this and more!

Sunday, April 28, 2019

Creepy Kitch Episode 65: Listeners' Choice

We're back with our latest Listeners' Choice ep! Wow... you guys picked two really somber movies.
This episode we discuss 2017 Ghost Stories and Absentia.
One was a beautiful melancholy was full of WTF. Figure out which one is which on this latest episode of Creepy Kitch!
More story requests!
Book recommends!
We need more Thanksgiving Horror movies!

Give a listen right here!

Monday, March 18, 2019

Creepy Kitch: Episode 64 Personal Ghost Stories Part 2

We're finally back with Part 2 of our Personal Ghost Stories episodes! We have some fabulous audio files to play for you!


  • Fabian either fights it or seduces it
  • Absenteea and her sister Gin and Tonic-a.