Showing posts with label salty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label salty. Show all posts

Friday, December 5, 2008

Horror/Metal Connection?

I noticed over on the Cadaver Lab forums that there seems to be a strange separation of the sexes. All there are, of course, horror fans, but for some reason all of the male fans also love love love metal music, whereas the female fans seem to feel pretty "Meh" about this musical styling.

Why is that, do you think? If you're a metal and a horror fan, explain yourself! Now! I must make the connection between cock and Insane Clown Posse! Other than the obvious homoerotic over tones, that is. ;)

Now, sexually I have an innie. I'm not anti metal (or peen. Rowrl!)but I'm not wet for it or anything. I used to rock out to Poison, but junior high school was a long, long time ago, and I think we can all agree that Poison isn't really what you'd call "hard core".

I listen to most kinds of music, but I tend to gravitate towards gothabilly, with a side of punk and a liberal garnish of Tom Waits. I also listen to musicals. Because I have a vagina and that's part of our girl code. If you don't listen and like it your union dues get upped so the rest of us can buy the Phantom of the Opera in Mexican Spanish. Then we have a pillow fight in our panties and practice kissing.

Is it the angry thing? Does it get you hard? (It's okay, I freely admit that a lot of music turns me on. Be honest. We're all friends here. I won't put it on my billboard, I promise. Truuust me.) Stress relief? Or is this some mysterious boy thing like touching yourself in public?

I hate not knowing! INFORM ME!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Hmm.

If your eye ball popped out and was dangling by its optic nerve, would it be weird to suck on it occasionally to keep it moist?

Would it be salty?

Would you see down your throat and whatever your other eye was focused on?