Thursday, December 8, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 19: Paranormal Activity 1 & 2

At long last! The gals finally do their Paranormal Activity episode!
This episode we welcome The Wolfman from Darkly Lit Podcast as our guest host as we gab about Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2.
Also, the horror crush, the weekly fuck off and why Micha is a believable douche bag.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

I Just Wanted You All To Know...

... that those of you who are voting for us to watch Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS are a bunch of DOUCHE NOZZLES.

There, I feel better! Who wants pancakes?

Friday, December 2, 2011

Preview: Episode 19 Paranormal Activity 1 & 2.

Keep an eye out! Episode 19 is coming your way! This ep, the gals share the cast with The Wolfman from Darkly Lit Podcast!

This upcoming episode we discuss Paranormal Activity.

 and Paranormal Activity 2.

Stay tuned! Its coming soon!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 18: House and House 2

Its heeeere!
The Creepy Kitch girls return to assault your ears with their opinions on 1986's horror comedy, House and its sequel, House 2: The Second Story.
Also, the horror crush, the weekly F.O., why pornstaches make Stacy rage, and seven emails including the Metal-Mikey-Gram!

Enjoy the chaos!

Monday, November 21, 2011

Preview: Episode 18- House and House 2

We just recorded Episode 18! And here's a preview of the insanity!

Cins and Stac will be reviewing 1986's horror comedy, House.

And its sequel House 2: The Second Story.

Stay tuned!!

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Creepy Kitch Halloween Extravaganza 2! The Reckoning

Further proof that Stac and Cins needs structure.
Creepy Kitch returns with its second annual Halloween show! Come join the gals as they discuss the old school Halloween special The Worst Witch and Psych's Halloween special Tuesday The 17th!

Special features include:
A discussion on slutty Halloween costumes.
Douchebag exorcists who hate the Amish.
Tim Curry's tambourine.

And more rambling nonsense you've come to know and love... or at least tolerate.
Happy Halloween all, and enjoy!!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 17: Urban Legends

Its here!
The Creepy Kitch Gals return with episode 17, Urban Legends!
This episode we discuss the 1991 schlock fest, Popcorn and the 2008 film Legend of Bloody Mary...One of these we didn't like very much.
Also, The Weekly Fuck Off, Horror Crush, a very fast and unintentional review of My Bloody Valentine 3D, and five emails!


Sunday, October 16, 2011

Preview: Episode 17- Urban Legends

We're back with Episode 17! This episode's theme is Urban Legend films.

We'll be reviewing 1991's schlock fest Popcorn.

And 2008's The Legend of Bloody Mary.

Also, We will be recording our Halloween Spectacular Extravaganza soon as well!

Stay tuned!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 16: Cthulhu Rises!!

Episode 16 rises from the watery depths! MUCH like our subject matter!
This episode Stac and Cins are joined by Colleen from Wyng'dLyon Creations and discuss two films based off the stories of H.P. Lovecraft, 2005's Call of Cthulhu and 2007's Cthulhu. We also discuss H.P. Lovecraft, bad drivers, Stacy tears Twilight haters a new one, and of course...romance novel babbling.

Come descend into the madness!!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Preview: Episode 16- Cthulhu Rises!

We're back! Or...soon to be back! And we're bringing an Old One with us!
This episode, Cins, Stac, and special guest host Colleen from WyngdLyon Creations discuss two movies centered around H.P Lovecraft's favorite unspeakable horror, Cthulhu.

We will be discussing 2005's Silent movie The Call of Cthulhu.

And 2007's take, Cthulhu.

Stay tuned!

Monday, July 18, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 15: Listeners' Choice

Episode 15 is here! You voted and we spoke about 'em!
On our third listeners' choice episode we discuss John Carpenter's schlocky classic, They Live! and Disney's flawed masterpiece Something Wicked This Way Comes.
We also discuss social morons at conventions, Roddy Piper's sexy super mullet,and sing the theme to The Never Ending Story... relentlessly.


Thursday, July 14, 2011

Preview: Episode 15 -Listeners' Choice!

Our first Listeners' Choice Poll was a success! And you voted for the movies!

On Episode 15 we will be discussing

John Carpenter's They Live

And Disney's Something Wicked This Way Comes.

If your movie didn't win the vote this round, Fear Not! You can vote next time! Thanks again everyone who voted!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Listener's Choice Voting is Up!

As promised! Our Poll for Episode 15 is up!
You can see it on the right side of our blog there.
Vote for the two movies you want us to discuss on our next Listener's Choice episode! The two films with the most votes will be picked for Episode 15. You can also write in a movie if you like and we will add it on. We will be recycling the list every Listener's Choice until we get through all the titles so please feel free to keep contributing movies to us.
The voting closes on July 4th so vote early! Vote Often!

Here's a list and links to the films up for vote this round:
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Live Freaky, Die Freaky
They Live
The Thing
Dance of the Dead
Campfire Tales
Dead Silence
Triangle (2009)
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
The Cottage
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
The Tattooist (2007)
The Host
Last House On The Left (2009)
Sleepaway Camp

Monday, June 20, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 14: Waxworks 1 and 2

And here it is! Episode 14 in all its glory!
In this quality installment of Creepy Kitch Stac and Cins discuss the awesome crack fest called Waxworks and Waxworks 2: Lost in Time. We also discuss how nature made Cins look like a diseased french whore, Stac's hots for Deadpool, and why its hilarious when British actors say Orgasm.
Have a listen, and ENJOY!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Preview: Episode 14 - Waxin the Works!

We're back, bitches!
Episode 14 fast approaches and we will be talking about the Waxworks movies! Both of em!
Okay their may be more than two Waxworks movies but for this episode? We're only reviewing two.

Take a peek for trailer of Waxworks.

Aaaand Waxworks 2: Lost in Time.

Episode to come soon so stay tuned!

Also, if you have not seen it yet. Our Stacy REALLY needs some help. Read this entry here for more details. If you can help her out? We'd really appreciate it! Thanks!

Monday, June 6, 2011

Awkwardness Ahoy

I hate doing this. Seriously. On a pathologic level. I loathe and detest asking for help, largely because I'm afraid to do it. Ask Cins, she knows how much I hate the feeling of being an unwelcomed intrusion.

But I need help, and I need it, badly.

As any of the podcast listeners know, I've been having a rough time of it. My 14 year old cat, who I have had for everyone of those years, is in chronic renal failure, and while he can be maintained for now with subcutaneous fluids and special food I still have that knowledge in my head that sooner or later, when his quality of life drops, I'll have to have him put down.

Adding to that, my father died in March. I took my cat to the vet on Saturday, woke up Sunday morning to a message from my sister demanding that I call her where she told me that my dad died the night before. These two events ate up with little I had in savings, and because I'm still making up the finals I missed from last quarter, my financial aid got all kinds of messed up as well. Then this last Saturday I discovered that the assistanceship that would help pay for my first year of grad school got revoked thanks to the budget cuts that seem to be sweeping my school like a plague. Adding to this is the fact that my job ends in September.

I'm in trouble, of the deep shit variety. I talked with Cins and Metal Mikey and both thought it would be okay to post this here, so here is my plea:

Will you please commission me?

I'm a good artist, and a very crafty person. I've been designing Halloween decorations to make out of card stock and glitter, and the people I've shown them to have liked them. I'd be happy to design and create one for you. I create all of my blanks, and cut everything out by hand. No Cri-Cuts or punches, just me, some card stock, and an exacto knife.

I can also sew. Want a doll that looks like your mom? Want to finally be able to take Leather Face to bed with you? Need a Sam doll to keep the nightmares near? I can design and create something for you.

Want a drawing of something absolutely filthy? I'm your woman. I will draw anything excepting pedophilia or bestiality, but furry stuff is fine. Want a drawing of Freddy Krugar tap dancing with Julie Andrews? I can do that! If you commission me you'll get the original drawing, not a print, and I can do it black and white, in charcoal (also B&W), colored pencil, marker, or water color as the media of choice.

I can make little charms out of fimo in whatever shape you want. Need a scarf? I can knit you one!

Please, help me out. I don't do shoddy work, and I need 700$ or there's a very real chance I'm going to be evicted. I really, really don't want this to happen, and I'm scared. Everything is going wrong, I need help to make it right. If you decide to take me up on this, please contact me at the address.

ANY help is appreciated, and that includes spreading the word for me. I know times are tough and a lot of people are barely scraping by. Don't feel obligated to help financially, but PLEASE spread the word for me? I need all the help I can get.


EDIT: Cins here. I can vouch for her art work! If you want to see her style, please check out Stac's DeviantArt page here!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 13: Half Way to Halloween

Its half way to Halloween! Well, it was last month. Okay, so we recorded this in April and released it in May. Just pretend its April still and the time paradox won't bother you.
This Episode its half way to Halloween! We discuss the movies Halloween: Resurrection and Trick R Treat.
As usual we have the horror crush, the weekly fuck off, and we also discuss horrible sound effects! Plus two emails from Metal Mikey and The Wolf Man!

Hope ya'll enjoy!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Preview: Episode 13 Half Way to Halloween!

We're not dead! Just resting.
And we're back soon with Episode 13, Half way to Halloween!

This Episode we'll be discussing 2002's Halloween: Resurrection

And the cult classic 2009's Trick R Treat!

Stay Tuned!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Midnight Son: Check it out!

Hey folks!
As promised in Episode 12, here is the trailer to the vampire film I really enjoyed, Midnight Son!

 I truly enjoyed this film and suggest you all seek it out when you can. You can hear my full review on Episode 12.  But if you already heard it or are just waiting to hear it, find out more about the film at

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 12 - Emergency Japanese Grieving Episode

Episode 12 has arrived! We switched up our episodes and decided to do a impromptu Japanese movie theme. We discuss 2002's Ju-On: The Grudge and 1977's cult classic House. We also have our second guest host (with MUCH better sound quality) Bevin from the film blog Fan Fatales.

Cins also reviews the independent film she has been obsessing about on Twitter, Midnight Son! In short, GO SEE THIS MOVIE! Demand it!

We also read letters from Metal Mikey and the Wolfman, discuss our fundraiser for Tsunami relief for Japan, and the Internet urban legend known as The Slender Man.

We are currently fundraising for Japan. Check out our previous blog entry for details on how to help!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Creepy Kitch Helps Japan.

Hey All
Us Gals at Creepy Kitch will soon be releasing Episode 12 which, instead of being about the Let The Right One In movies like we mentioned in our previous episode, will be one on two Japanese films we love; Ju-On and Hausu aka House.

To help out with the horrible disaster in Japan, Stac and I decided we will start a fundraising campaign for Tsunami Relief.

Stac will be debuting her contribution to the cause as soon as she's back home. But until then, I'm offering up three prints for your purchase! Click on the image to get a more detailed look!

Happy Birthday Creepy Kitch
by ~CinsAngel on deviantART

Zombie on a Hamster Wheel
by ~CinsAngel on deviantART

Jason Makes a Compost Heap
by ~CinsAngel on deviantART

You have your choice of Happy Birthday Creepy Kitch, Zombie in a Hamster Wheel, or Jason Makes a Compost Heap as a print. They are $7.00 each and feel free to order all three! All %100 of the proceeds will go to Tsunami Relief in Japan via the Red Cross.

Click the button below and donate today! Be sure to specify which prints you are purchasing when you check out. We will let you know how much we managed to collect on Episode 13.
Thanks everyone for your help.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 11: Gay Horror

Episode 11 is up!
We have our guest host Roy, from Sassycast host this extra fabulous episode of Creepy Kitch. We cover the two gay horror films Hellbent and Make a Wish. One we loved, the other we hated. Find out which!
We also discuss some fantastic books including Robert R. Best's Lakewood Memorial. (Edit by Stac: And also the Johannes Cabal books by Jonathon L. Howard. GO READ THEM OR I SWEAR TO HEAVEN I WILL FILLET YOU WHERE YOU POOP.)

And we also have a special discount offer from our friend Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations!

Sorry if our sound quality is a little off folks, we're still working out the whole guest hosting on skype thing.

Hope ya'll enjoy!

Happy Birthday to you.. I might not run you through....

Today is the day that our favorite flame-haired seductress was born! Everyone wish her a happy birthday, now! Now.


She looks just like this, but with bigger boobs and more orangey highlights.

If you know who that portrait is of, congratulations! You get the joke!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Preview: Episode 11 - Gay Horror

Its recorded and soon to be released! Episode 11 is all about Gay Horror films! And we have our first guest host, Roy from Sassycast!

We will be discussing 2004's Hellbent.

And 2002's Make a Wish.

We hated one of these movies. Guess which one!

Stay tuned!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 10 - Listener's Choice!

Holy Cow! We released semi on schedule! Who Knew!?
Episode 10 is our second listener's choice episode. We discuss 1976's Burnt Offerings and 1989's The 'Burbs. The films have absolutely have nothing in common with each other, but who the Hell cares?
We also discuss the sexiness of Oliver Reed, why attention whores bug Cins, that garage band sucks, and read ANOTHER email from MetalMikey on this exciting episode!

Saturday, January 29, 2011

An Observation

Looking at where that clip for The 'Burbs is frozen, I must comment. For some reason whenever I would pause our tape (fuck I'm old) copy, for some reason it would ALWAYS freeze there, on that same look on Tom Hanks' face.

He looks fucking EVIL there.

Just had to say.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Preview: Episode 10 -Listener's Choice

We Finally made our decision for our 2nd Listener's Choice Episode!

We will be discussing Joe Dante's dark comedy The 'Burbs recommended by Johnny aka KrugerDude.

And The 1976 haunted house thriller Burnt Offerings recommended by Cinematic Slice of Cheese.

Thanks everyone for slinging recommendations at us! Trust me when I say this was hard for us to choose since all of the titles sounded interesting.
If yours wasn't chosen, Fear not! We will be doing a Listener's Choice every 5 episodes. So please keep the titles coming at us there's a chance we will get to your movie or even use your recommend in its own episode...I'm looking at YOU Karine.

We'll be recording this weekend so stay tuned!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Creepy Kitch Episode 9 - Vincent Price is a Suave M.F.

Holy Crap! Its about time!

This Episode Stac and Cins discuss two fantastic Vincent Price movies: the 1964 Classic, Masque of the Red Death and the surreal 1971 cult classic the Abdominal Dr. Phibes.
Also, the weekly fuck off, horror crush, won tons, art haters, and Stac touches herself while watching Charlie Brown Christmas.

Sorry about the delay folks. We ran into some editing issues. Our wonderful Gare-bear seems to be MIA. :( If anyone knows our Gary, let him know we miss him and we hope he's alright!

Special thanks to our listener and friend Lou for taking the reigns this episode.

We're Still Here!

Sorry folks, we dropped off the radar and didn't mean to. Episode 9 should be coming very soon, depending on editing I'm hoping within the week, and we still need suggestions for Ep 10, which is listeners choice! Got a weird title? Saw something that fried your brain? Did a movie touch you in your bathing suit area and you're not sure if you liked it or not? Here we are!

We've gotten some great suggestion, but we'd love to have a huge pool to draw from, so send 'em in! And thanks for your patience, y'all!