Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Creepy Kitch Episode 29: Unconventional Vampires

After a quick month off, The Kitch Bitches are back! Stac and Cins return with guest host Karine Charlebois to discuss two unconventional Vampire films, Quebec's 1996 vampire comedy Karmina, and U.S.'s 2011 Independent film Midnight Son.
Also, why regionally locked DVDs are a pain in the ass, Stacy has an uncontrollable giggle fit, and "punching The fat" all on Episode 29 of Creepy Kitch!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Preview: Episode 29- Unconventional Vampires

FINALLY we return!!
 Sorry about the delay folks.
The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world return once again with guest host Karine Charlebois to discuss our favorite old timey blood suckers!

This round we will be talking about two great unconventional vampire movies. The first is 1996's Karmina, from Quebec...Which I couldn't find a trailer of ANYWHERE so here's a photo of one of the characters.
We will also be chatting about 2011's independent film, Midnight Son. Which I DID find a trailer for!

Stay Tuned! It will be coming fast!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Creepy Kitch's Halloween Hits Vol. 3

Its the most wonderful time of the year!
Well, it is for us here at Creepy Kitch. Its time for our third annual Halloween Special! This year we're joined by a very special guest; artist and listener Karine Charlebois!
Once again, the ladies wander aimlessly without structure discussing:
Hocus Pocus
The Run for Your Lives 5k
Psych Halloween episodes
Slutty Halloween Costumes (yet again)
and other sundries!

So grab a bowl of candy, put on your scariest costume, and come ramble with us!

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Creepy Kitch Episode 28: Nick Cage, Why you so CRAZY?

This September, join the CK gals as they pay homage to the patron Saint of Creepy Kitch, Nicolas Cage.

This Episode we discuss 2011's Season of the Witch, and 2006's The Wicker Man. Also, on this holy episode, the last two winners of the promo contest, how Ron Perlman ruined cat-men for Stac forever, and join us in your prayer for the blessings of St Nick of Cage.

All this and more!

Give it a listen!

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Preview: Episode 28- Nick Cage, Why You So Crazy?

Its on its way! Creepy Kitch, Episode 28 where we discuss why Nicolas Cage is the Patron Saint of Creepy Kitch.

We'll be dicsussing 2011's Season of the Witch

And 2006'd Notorious remake, The Wicker Man.

 All this, a MORE! Stay tuned!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012


 Pumpkin Rot mentioned this movie on his blog, and the trailer looks creepy as fuck. I want to see this, and the original short film (only eleven minutes!) it's based on. Watch ye, and freak oooout!

Friday, August 17, 2012

Creepy Kitch Epsiode 27: Back To School

Just in time for the kiddies to head back to the grind, its Episode 27: Back to School! On this episode, Stac and Cins talk about 2006's The Dorm, a movie from Thailand and 2001's The Devil's Backbone, a movie from Mexico.
All this PLUS! Epic rants about creepers and 50 Shades of Grey, Our ONE entry for our promo contest, and of course...butt stuff.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Preview: Episode 27. Back to School.

Its back to school time at Creepy Kitch!

This episode, the foul mouth maidens discuss.

2006's Dorm.

And 2001's The Devil's Backbone.

 Stay Tuned!

Monday, July 30, 2012

The Creepy Kitch Promo Contest is ON!

Hey All!
As you may have heard on the last two episodes, we're having a contest for people to make us a promo! Why you ask? Because we are really un-tech savvy and seriously cannot figure out how to do it ourselves. Really. I'm even having trouble writing on blogspot, that's how pathetic I am.


We're asking our listeners to create us some promos for our podcast! That way, when other podcasters ask us for a promo to play on their show, we don't look like total losers!

Want to enter?  Here are the rules!
  1. It should be anywhere from 30 to 90 seconds long (or however long a standard promo is)
  2. It needs to mention our title (Creepy Kitch Podcast) and where to find us (
  3. It should also mention we're a horror film podcast.
Thaaaaaat's pretty much it! You CAN use clips from the show. Feel free to fit our theme song in too if you want. 

We'll pick 3 winners and they will all receive either a sketch drawn by me or Stacy (Your Pick!) or if you really rather, a picture of a My Little Pony wedged between Stacy's cleavage while she's wearing a corset.

All Entries can be emailed to creepykitchgals(at)

The Deadline is August 10th and the winners will be announced and played on our August episode.
Go Forth!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Creepy Kitch Episode 26: GIALLO!

The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world return! We're back with Episode 26, our Giallo episode with special guest star, Lauren, our first Kitch Bitch! This round we'll be talking about 1964's Blood and Black Lace and 1971's 4 Flies on Grey Velvet.

THRILL as Cins gets tipsy and talks about Comic Con!
CHILL as Stac tells us how much Bronys piss her off!
WITNESS Lauren's small bladder!

Come play with us!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Preview: Episode 26 GIALLO!

Its coming!
Episode 26, Our Giallo episode with special guest host Creepy Kitch's #1 Kitch Bitch and resident Giallo expert, Lauren!

This ep we three chicks will be discussing 1964's Blood and Black Lace.

 and 1971's 4 Flies on Grey Velvet.

Stay Tuned!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Creepy Kitch Episode 25: Listeners' Choice!

Its disturbing little shorts day here at Creepy Kitch! And its time yet again for Listeners' Choice! You voted and we listened (this time)! 

Here on Episode 25 we talk about 1983's Sleepaway Camp and and 1977's Suspiria.  ALSO, horror crush, The June Kitch Bitch, horribly 80's fashion, and unintentional boners! All this and more! 

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Preview: Episode 25 Listeners' Choice!

Its coming up! Our 5th listeners' Choice episode! (We're as shocked as you are.)

On Episode 25, Stac and Cins discuss the two winners of the Listeners' Choice Poll.

1983's Sleepaway Camp

 and 1977's Suspiria

Stay Tuned!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Creepy Kitch Episode 24-Italian Zombies and Touching Mikey

Tonight... on a very special Creepy Kitch.
Stac and Cins terrorize Action Attraction's very own Metal Mikey. And why? Because he made us watch 1974's Let sleeping Corpses Lie and 1981's Burial Ground: Nights of Terror.

Also, Cins drinks copious amounts of wine, Mikey will pee in people's butts, and Stac gets squicked out by man/boy/child.

All this and more on this BANNER episode!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Preview: Episode 24-Italian Zombies and Touching Mikey

Episode 24...
A very SPECIAL episode where we terrorize Action Attraction's Metal Mikey.

We also discuss 2 Italian Zombie movies!

1974's Let Sleeping Corpses Lie.

And 1981's Burial Ground: Nights of Terror.

Stay Tuned!

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Creepy Kitch Episode 23 - B.A.B's of Horror

At long last! Episode 23 is here!
Tonight the foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world discuss the Bad Ass Bitches of horror! We'll be reviewing  1974's Sugar Hill and 1988's Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

We also introduce our new segment; Kitch Bitch of the month, horror crush, and why Cins thinks certain people really need their balls kicked in (yes, the weekly fuck off).

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Preview: Episode 23 - Badass Bitches of Horror!

Its Coming!
Episode 23 is all about the bad ass bitches of horror!

This ep we will be reviewing 1974's Sugar Hill

And 1988's Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Stay tuned!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Creepy Kitch Episode 22- Round Table Discussion: VAMPIRES!

That's RIGHT folks! 
We here at The Kitch have taken a slight detour from our regular format to bring you a round table discussion on one of our favorite horror tropes, The Vampire!
Joining us is, Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations, Bevin from Fan Fatales, and our dear friend Tyana who loves all things vampire, to discuss various bloodsucking fiends. As always we have horror crush, the Weekly Fuck Off, a Metal Mikey-gram, and yes...Twilight WILL be discussed. So suck it up, buttercup!

Enjoy the female drunken ramblings!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Creepy Kitch Episode 21- 2 Queens and 2 Means

Its up and ready, so hang onto your butts!
On this super-sized episode, Stac and Cins are joined by the fabulous Roy and Mike of Sassycast fame! We discuss two fantastic films from the 80's: 1986's Witchboard and 1988's 976-Evil.
Also, why the Grammys sucked this year, the monthly Metal Mikey-gram, plus a WHOLE lot of queening it up!


Friday, February 17, 2012

Preview: Episode 21- 80's a GoGo!

We're recording Episode 21 tonight! And we'll have two special guests, Roy and Mike from Sassycast! Its gonna be a circus of camp!

This ep we're discussing two gems:

 1986's Witchboard

and  1988's 976-EVIL

Stay Tuned!

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Creepy Kitch Episode 20: Listeners' Choice

Its Episode 20!
And our fourth Listeners' Choice!
And yeah...we have words. LOTS of words.

This ep the foul mouthed maidens of the podcasting world  rant and scream about 1974's Ilsa: Shewolf of the SS and happily discuss 2009's Ink. Also, the weekly fuck off, why Cindy's gaming group torment her via her husband's mic, but mostly why everyone who voted for Ilsa will someday taste the sweet sweet revenge of Cins and Stac.
We won't hide our hatred for Ilsa, folks. Just soak it on in.

A banner episode!
Give A Listen!

Friday, January 27, 2012

Preview: Episode 20- Listener's Choice

We're recording tonight.
Its our fourth Listener's Choice and there will be words. OH YES there will be words...

This coming ep we'll be discussing 1974's Ilsa: Shewolf of the SS.

And  2011's Ink

One of these movies filled us with rage. Which one? Stay tuned!