Thursday, June 18, 2009

What the Blazes?! CONTEST!!!

So my friend Roy pointed out that Fangora just posted a couple pics from Rob Zombie's H2:Halloween 2. And this image?
Yeah..this is hurting my brain...


Umm...what the Hell IS that?
It appears to be some sort of weeping vagina goat pumpkin prince.

Now I still have yet to see the first Rob Zombie Halloween so for all I know this may tie in somewhere. I doubt it but it may! Does it? Anyone have answers for this ignorant girl?

Since this picture confuses and amuses me so I'm going to open up a wacky contest.

Give me an explanation of what the hell could POSSIBLY be happening in this picture within the movie boundaries. Stac and my favorite will win a print of my Zombie in a Hamster Wheel sketch or Jason makes a Compost Heap Sketch.

Just post it in the comments here. Please enlighten me!

Stac's edit: What the FUCK?! Someone better explain this, NOW!

5 comments:

Bevin said...

Wow, that's a tough one. To me... it looks like the result of Rob Zombie reading old issues of "Sandman" and smoking a whole bunch of bad crack.

A Cinematic Slice of Cheese said...

Rob Zombie Announced Today That Michael Jackson will be relaunching his career with a very stirring performance in "Halloween II"...

Stac said...

I think this is what happens when you give a goat/pumpkin hybrid chlamydia and then slam it on the head of some kind of tiny, velvet-inclined prince.

Also, inbreeding.

farlinalpha said...

I think this is the PSA he did for the navy on wrapping up your jimmy else you well get this from a cross dressing whore in Thailand.

A Cinematic Slice of Cheese said...

Hell comes to the Berries and Cream man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8