Yeah...I've been called to Jury Duty. YAAAAAAY! So the usual dead time I get at work to write my articles here are occupied by sitting in a room next to a fat guy with a squeaky chair who farts in the court room.
I wish I was making that up.
ANYWAYS, A couple pals of mine like to point out to me that just about anything can be made funny just by putting the Benny Hill Theme Music over it. And frankly? I completely agree. This goes double for horror films.
And I rest my case.
Children of the Corn
Why, yes I am easily amused. Why do you ask?