Considering the amount of spirited beverages I consumed I would like to point out to Stac that I am NOT a slacker...you light weight.
You bitches are ruthless! I mean it!
When you have you're hearts set on someone there is no holding you back is there?
In other words...
That was a shitty attempt at a joke. I won't deny that.
Samara will return later for more fights
Moving on from creepy nightmare children, this next round we put up the two old farts of horror.
Everyone's favorite vomit monster
The mortician on a mission
For me, this is a very hard choice. Both of these men scare the gravy out of me. On one hand we have a scary old bastard who has the hordes of the undead on his side, on the other...well..almost the same thing but in a completely different scenario.
Either way, both of these fellas gave me nightmares at one point in my life.
Lets see them in action.
Here's Kane giving himself a creepy intro to the family. He doesn't do much but honestly, does he have to?
And here's the Tall Man. Lets face it, we all at one point feared seeing that over our bed.
On a sort of but not really related note. I knew a gentleman who looked exactly like the Tall Man. His name was Aubrey and he was probably the kindest, most soft spoken, gentle soul I ever met in my life. But for the first month meeting him I was terrified to talk to him and feared I'd see him in my full length mirror at night.
Which old surly bastard will reign? Which will have to haul out the BenGay after his ass whoopin' ?!
The winner will be announced next week!